nsfw:racy: Likely ocr: SOMEONES WAVING! byJIM UNGER, GREETINGS FROM THE KINC OF.... IAM OF A HIS MAJESTY... REPRESENTATIVE ITSAYS HERE you ARE A SELF-EMPLOMED NAME? WHATS NAVIGATOR. THE PURPOSE OF YURVISIT? CHRIS. COLLMBUS...C, : ER. VACATION. ANVALCOHOL? FRGARMS?.GIFTS? OVER THERE, NEXT. ARE you CARRVING MOpE THAN 500 COCONUTS? NOPE.